My last major pet peeve is women in general; sometimes I think all the pretty women are either “taken,” or perhaps are gay. I went to a club once and started talking to a nice-looking lady; suddenly, her 6―-foot-tall boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and said, “What’s up dude, why are you talking to my girl?” My response was something like, “Well, EXCUSE me, it takes two, baby!” I started to feel jealous, and I’m not even a jealous guy (usually).
Then I saw another really pretty lady and tried to start a conversation, but she was the type of girl who “wouldn’t even give me the time of day.” As I watched her from a distance, she sat down at a table with a tough-looking girl who had short hair and muscles like a football player. I got the distinct impression that these two girls were “players on the OTHER team,” if you know what I mean. So where are all of the girls that I could get serious about, or think about marrying?
At this point in time, this is one thing that really annoys me the most about my life.
